Friday, September 14, 2007

How the hell is it September 2007 already?????

Christ, I feel like I just started this blog with that "hey, I wanna make a movie nyuk nyuk nyuk" post. Now, production is starting the day after tomorrow. I had like 10 months to prepare yet here I am cramming all these last minute arrangements together. I'M BUGGING OUT.

Now that I got that out of the way, here's some news.

-Been talking to Mike my DP (Director of Photographer, not "double penetration" you pervs). We figured out the style of shooting and tossed some other ideas around.

-I put the call sheets together for the first few days of shooting. Call sheets look kind of intimidating at first but they actually turned out fun to make. In a bigger production, someone such as an assistant director would take care of that. I'm also a bit of a control freak so I didn't mind making them.

-I made hotel arrangements for the crew to stay on Long Island for the consecutive filming dates. is the best site on the Internet for that, hands down. They give you a ridiculously low price without telling you the exact hotel (only the details and idea of location) until you decide to buy. The prices per night that I got for Holiday Inn ranged from $69-$89.

-Angela just sent me a text that says "balls" and nothing else.

-Apparently when shooting with hi-def, every freakin' blemish on the human face shows up, and make-up don't look that great either. Angela ordered an airbrush make-up kit, which is considered to be really the best way to do make-up for HD.

-The crew seems to finally be finalized. I'll post those credits soon. I should also mention this awesome lady Carla who's helping with production and catering.

-Laura Stone (no relation to Jennifer Stone) has been making some of the major props we'll be using including Purgatory Comic bags, zombie gear, and a diagram of a penis.

-Congress is made of the Senate and the House of Representatives.

-Most of what the cast will be wearing has been figured out at this point, except for the lead since she has the largest wardrobe in the film. Oh and here's some fun: I still haven't found two locations for later in the week and also, I still need to fill some minor roles. Ah, film making.

I think that's everything. I'm sure I'll drop another update in the very near future, and I'll get at least some pictures up from the first day of production. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go walk into traffic.


Vinny Bove said...

Thanks for the amusing -- and educational -- blog. Don't worry, bud, this thing is gonna be great...I can't wait!

As for those extra roles, my friend Daryl is still interested, so lemme know!

Anonymous said...

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Touchdown Timmy said...

DP is used to refer to "double penetration," not "dick penetration."

Man people are perverts huh?

Ralphy said...

Thank you Timmy. Apparently I'm buggin' out so much that I can't even be a good perv anymore. Fixed!

drwhippy said...

tell angie its bollocks she weh taught queens english sot lass ca bloody well speak ie

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

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