The "Your Line in the Movie" Contest!
Here's the scenario:
Our lead girl Cola and her boyfriend Danny are walking out of a restaurant. Danny says something referring to their dinner date that makes Cola laugh. Cola verbal response optional but not necessary.
What does Danny say? YOU DECIDE. Foul language is okay, but it might be a little out of character for Danny. I think that's all you'll need to know.
The winner's line will be featured in the movie! Plus, the winner's name will be featured in the movie's end credits as something like "Movie Line Contest Winner." So you'll want to leave your name with your entry. Otherwise I'll have to credit "anonymous."
- Leave your entry in the comment section of this post.
- For the love of God, leave your name with your entry.
- Enter as much as you like!!!
- Anyone can enter. Even if you're in the friggin' movie.
32 comments:
I NEED A TOOTHPICK STILL PICKIN HAIR OUT OF MY TEETH,THEY COULD HAVE SKINNED IT BETTER!
MY STEAK MOOED WHAT ABOUT YOURS!
SCREW THAT MEAL, WE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF HAVIN SEX FIRST!!!!!!!!!
Hmmmm meal-sex meal-sex meal-sex sex-meal sex-meal sexmeal sex-meal, SEX WINS!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny: I think they left the teats on my steak! Cola: Thats all you can think about is teats, teats teats what about shaved PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SORRY YOU SAID OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!anymouse
"Well, now that the formalities are out of the way. Coffee at your place? Sure."
-steve a
"Look, I stand by what I said; the plants that made up that guy's salad had as much right to live as my cow did."
Feel free to polish that line in the script.
"With a good vet I think my steak could've recovered."
You think Aquaman gets tired of eating fish? I mean, you kill and eat enough of those guys...they're going to stop responding to your calls for help.
- DerickA
That was worse food than I had in Prison... I hope the same doesn't go for the sex.
Danny: When I ordered a goose did not mean from you! Cola: Still have a key for the handcuffs?
Did you see the waiters third nipple,while we are on the subject of nipples, want to get pierced or tatooed NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AFTER THAT TOUGH STEAK LET'S GO PLAY COWBOY AND COWGIRL!
Bryan Pecoraro said:
...Dancing? Yea and Stevie Wonder can drive us there.
Bryan Pecoraro said:
...So she said No, but I'll pet your DOG. Oh man that's good stuff, classic. Anyway...
Cola: I understand why they had to cut up your credit card but it would have been nice if they let you take it out of your wallet first.
Danny: The really sad thing is the condom was just one day away from retirement.
Danny: You took care of that tough steak, bet you can take down Peter "Fuckin" Whales too!!!!! Cola: Funckin 'A' (THUMB UP)
Danny: Remember the line I'll have what shes having, are we gonna have??
Danny: Hope you are only sick because of the food, even though it is still MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny: I did no know girls can have that much gas!
"Wow, I can't believe I left my wallet home. What an ass I am. Anyway, thanks for paying. I'll tell you what, to make up for it, tonight the sex is ON ME. Deal?"
- Incognito A.
Danny: After havin that meal, with gas being at a high price now mine is free! Whoa sorry! PW
Danny: Quick lets get out of here I left Euros for a tip! PW
Danny: That service sucked, weren't you on the track team in school. COLA: What, huh, oh yeah. Danny: Did not pay the for the meal lets get the HELL out of here! RUN!!!! pw
*Danny farts*
Wow, why does it smell better now than when it was on my plate?!
- Rolo A.
"...so I told the guy your name, but he thought I said RICOLA, like you were some kind of cough drop. I thought he was going to start yodelling at any second..."
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! Hahahahahahaha..."
"My cousin's obsessed with that Fairy Quest Online game, but he told me some other guy on there keeps trying to use baseball cards. Can you believe that?"
"Ugh, they should change the name from 'All You Can Eat' to 'All You Can DARE to Eat.'"
"Ah, it's nice to eat out once in a while at a place that doesn't ask you to super-size..."
"Did you see the pants on that busboy? If they were any baggier, they'd be a skirt!"
Cola: Did you take care of the bill? Danny: Did not have to, have a running dishwashing gig here!
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